Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LIST OF TERMS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME READERS.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Not gender-specific

The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.

General terms for intimate body parts

General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.

• Family jewels
• Naughty bits
• Private parts
• Privates
• Uglies

Anus

These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.

• Asshole/Arsehole/A-hole
• Ass pipe
• Back door
• Back passage
• Balloon knot
• Brown eye
• Brown starfish
• Bunghole
• Buttery cornhole
• Butthole
• Cadbury Road/Hershey Highway
• Chocolate channel
• Chocolate factory
• Chocolate starfish
• Club fag
• Cockhole
• Cornhole/Corn hole
• Dildo tunnel, the
• Exit
• Fart vent
• Fisting fancy
• Frenchman's fantasy
• Grandmother's mouth
• Hole
• Love chute
• Love tube
• Oxo Tower
• Paris
• Poop chute
• Ringpiece
• Rusty Brown's ring donut
• Rusty bullet-wound
• Rusty sheriff's badge
• Shit cutter
• Shit hole
• Shit pipe
• Shitter
• Shit vent
• Turd squirter
• Windward passage
• Wrong hole

Nipples

• Bullets
• Bumps
• Pink Thimbles
• Chichitas (Spanish)
• Daggers
• Janet Jackson's super bowl jewelry holder
• Nips/Nippies
• Pezones (pronounced as pesones, comes from Spanish)
• Pimentos
• Teats/Teaties
• The pimples that won't pop
• Thermometers
• Tits

Perineum

The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals.

• Baunch

• Crossroad
• Gooch (Jackass reference)
• Great divide
• Grundle
• Guiche
• Kyber pass
• Pussanus (pussy + anus)
• Scruttocks (scrotum + buttocks)
• Taint/T'ain't
• Void, the

Posterior

Terms for the buttocks.

• Ass/Arse
• Atrás (Portuguese)
• Back
• Backside
• Badunka-dunk/Badunka-dunk-dunk (Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott song: "Work it")
• Batty
• Behind
• Booty
• Bowl
• Bum/Butt
• Bung
• Buns
• Caboose
• Cachetes, los (Spanish)
• Cake
• Can
• Culo (Spanish)
• Cola/Colita (Spanish)
• Cushions
• Derrière (French)
• Dupa (Polish)
• Fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina)
• Hiney
• Keister
• Landing pad
• Moon
• Nalgas (Spanish)
• Pooper/Pooter
• Poto (Spanish)
• Rear end
• Rump
• Tokhes (Yiddish)
• Tracero (Spanish)
• Trunk
• Tush/Tushie

Posterior cleavage

• Asscrack
• Buttcrack
• Crack
• Plumber's crack
• Builders Bum

Pubic hair

• Bush (Spanish: Arbusto, el)
• Forest
• Pelitos, los (Spanish)
• Pubes

Male genitalia

Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.

Penis

Penis A-K

• Arrow
• Ass plower
• Ass ripper
• Baloney
• Beaver buster
• Beaver cleaver
• Beef bayonet
• Beer can (penis with large girth)
• Bell
• Bicycle
• Big Ben
• Bishop
• Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcized penis)
• Blinky ('My Fellow Americans")
• Blue-veined microphone
• Blue-veined throbber
• Boner
• Captain Picard (to use when referencing oneism; "Take your one eyed bald starship captain to warp speed!" etc)
• Carne (Italian: meat)
• Center pole
• Chinko (Japanese)
• Chinpo (Japanese)
• Choad/Chode (penis with width greater than length)
• Chromosome snake
• Clyde
• Cock
• Crank
• Cunt buster
• Cunt poker
• Cunt thumper
• Cyclops
• Devirginator
• Dick
• Ding-a-ling
• Ding-dong
• Dingus
• Dink
• Dipstick
• Dong
• Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
• Dork
• Drill
• Drill/Driller
• Egg roll
• Eiffel Tower
• Endowment
• Equipment
• Erection
• Fatboy Slim
• First Penis, The (The US President's)
• Fireman
• Flagpole
• Fuck stick
• Fucker
• Gherkin
• Goober
• Ham trucheon
• Hausenfefer (German)
• Heat-seeking missile
• Herman the German in a turtleneck
• Hog/Hawg
• Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
• Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
• Hose
• Impregnator
• Jack the Ripper
• Jade phoenix
• Ji ba (Mandarin)
• Jimmy
• Jizz cannon
• Jizzer
• John Thomas
• Johnson
• Jonathan's one-eyed master
• Joystick

Penis L-P

• Lad (Irish)
• Lady pleaser
• Lanze (German)
• Lap taffy
• Leaning Tower of Pisa
• Lingum
• Log
• Longfellow
• Love club
• Love missile
• Love muscle
• Love snake
• Love stick
• Love wand
• Main cable
• Main vein
• Manhood
• Manmeat
• Manrod
• Manroot
• Mantower
• Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
• Meat
• Member (Spanish: Miembto)
• Missile
• Monster
• Mr. Happy
• Ochinchin
• Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
• One-eyed monster
• One-eyed snake
• One-eyed trouser snake
• Organ
• Panga (Spanish)
• Passion pole
• Pecker
• Pedro/Peter
• Pee-pee
• Percy
• Phallus
• Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness
• Pickle
• Pickledick (High School High reference)
• Pipe
• Plank
• Plank
• Playboy
• Pleasure scepter
• Pleasurestick
• Pocker
• Pole
• Popcorn Surprise
• Pork hammer
• Pork sword
• Pounder
• Presidential staff
• Prick
• Pud
• Pulsating python of love
• Purple fist
• Purple katana
• Purple-headed monster
• Purple-headed pussy stuffer
• Purple-veined clarinet
• Pussy pleaser
• Pussy plower
• Pussy poker
• Putz

Penis R-Z

• Rammer
• Rearpoker
• Remington
• Rocket
• Rocketrod
• Rod
• Roland
• Salami
• Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
• Scepter
• Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
• Schmuck
• Schnitzel
• Schwanz
• Shaft
• Shit stabber
• Skin flute
• Slammer
• Smoked meat log
• Snopp
• Spam
• Spanky
• Stanley (the power tool)
• Steaming stalk
• Stick/Schtick
• Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
• Thigh spreader
• Thigh stimulator
• Third leg (large penis)
• Timpo
• Todger
• Tommy
• Tommyboy
• Tool
• Toy
• Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
• Trouser snake
• Trouser trout
• Trunk
• Tube steak
• Tummy banana
• Twig
• Unit
• Verga (Spanish)
• Vienna sausage
• Voodoo stick
• Wang/Wong
• War club
• War hammer
• Warrior of love
• Wiener (spelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
• Willie/Willy
• Wobbly
• XY stick
• Yogurt slinger
• Yoni feeder

Erection

• Bone/Boner
• Chubby
• Hard/Hard-on (Spanish: Duro)
• Horn
• Happy to see you
• Knochen (German: bone)
• Pitching a tent
• Raising the flag
• Stiffy
• Saluting the general
• Te cresió (Spanish for "It grew")
• Throb
• Viagra's kicking in
• Wood/Woody

Foreskin (prepuce)

• Banana skin
• Blinds
• Bobby's anorak
• Cafe curtains
• Curtains
• Drapes
• Extra skin
• Goatskin
• Helmet pelmet
• Lace (curtains)
• Onion skin
• Sheath
• Snapper
• Turtleneck sweater
• Toque
• Venetian blinds

Glans Penis ("head")

• Bell end
• Cue ball
• Knob
• Mushroom cap
• Plum
• Warhead

Testicles

• Apricots
• Balls
• Baws (Scottish slang)
• Beans
• Berries
• Bollocks
• Boys
• Boys in the basement
• Cajones/Cojones
• Cobblers
• Crown jewels
• Cods
• Eggs
• Family jewels
• Gonads
• Goolies
• Huevos (Spanish for "eggs")
• Hairy danglers
• Kintama (Japanese)
• Klackers
• Knackers
• Loins
• Marbles
• Mommy-daddy button
• Nadgers
• Nads
• Nuts
• Pelotas (Spanish for "balls")
• Plums
• Tackle
• Yarbles (A Clockwork Orange reference)

Scrotum

The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.

• Bag
• Bean bag
• Duffle bag
• Family jewels
• Sack
• Saco (Spanish for "sack")
• Scrot
• Spud/potato sack
• Sud sack
• Tea bag
• Yam bag

Penis and testicles

• Basket
• Block and tackle
• Cash and prizes
• Crown jewels
• Family jewels
• Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
• Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
• Meat and two veg
• Package
• Twig and berries
• Viande et deux legumes (French)
• Wedding tackle

Female intimate parts

Terms for the female breasts and genitals.

Breasts

Breasts A-F

• Artars
• Babylons
• Baps
• Bazookas
• Bazooms
• Berthas (large breasts)
• Bigguns (large breasts)
• Bijongas
• Blouse bunnies
• Blouse clowns
• Bobblers
• Bombs
• Boobs/Boobies
• Booblies
• Bonkers
• Bosom
• Boulders
• Bozos
• Brace
• Breastasaurus
• Breastuses (intentional mispluralization)
• Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
• Bubbies
• Bubbles
• Bubs
• Busts
• Cans
• Cantaloupes
• Charlies
• Chest
• Chi chis
• Chubbies
• Coconuts
• Cushions
• Diddies
• Dirty pillows
• Dugs
• The empties (breasts after breastfeeding)
• Funbags

Breasts G-P

• Gajungas
• Gazongas
• Girls
• Globes
• Golden bozos
• Guns
• Headlights
• Hee-haws
• Hills
• Honkers
• Hoots/Hooters
• Jackalopes
• Jacks
• Jigglies
• Jubblies
• Jugs
• Knockers
• Love kegs
• Love pillows
• Lungs
• Mama's pillows
• Mammaries
• Meat puppets
• Melons (Spanish: Melones)
• Milk kegs
• Milk wagons
• Mommy bags
• Mosquito bites (small breasts)
• Mugumbas
• Norks
• Oppai (Japanese)
• Pair
• Peaches
• Plumpers
• Pompoms
• President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
• Puppies
• Pyramids

Breasts R-Z

• Rack
• Rampolenes
• Ski slopes
• Sugar melons
• Sweater meat
• Sweater puppies
• Ta-tas
• Tats
• Teats
• Tetas (Spanish)
• Twins, the
• Thingies
• Thirty-eights
• Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
• Tits/Titties
• Torpedos
• Tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
• Tweeters
• Twin mounds
• Twin peaks
• Twins
• Udders
• Woman-pecs
• Woofers

Female genitalia

Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Grafenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows.

Vagina

Vagina A-G

• Axe wound
• Baby ATM
• Baby cave
• Baby chute
• Bank

• Box
• Bread-box
• Bushy plate
• Camel toe pie
• Cave
• Center of the universe
• Cha cha (South Park reference)
• Choach/Choachee
• Choncha

• Cock holster
• Cock warmer
• Cockpit
• Cock squeezer
• Cockhole
• Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
• Crab-hole
• Cream collector
• Cream wringer
• Cuint (Irish)
• Cunny
• Cunt
• Cus (Hebrew)
• Dick holster
• Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
• Fetus cannon
• Foo foo valve
• Front bottom
• Fuck chasm
• Fud (Scottish)
• Fun hole
• Fun hump
• Fur burger
• Furry cup
• Gap
• Gash
• Git
• Golden doughnut
• Goody bag
• Goody gash
• Grand Canyon (large vagina)
• Grease quiver
• Gummy smile

Vagina H-Z

• Hair pie
• Hair taco
• Hairy grail
• Hatchet wound
• Honey pot
• Hurrah hump
• Jenny
• Kuku (Spanish)
• Love socket
• Meat pocket
• Minge
• Moose knuckle
• Old oily
• Piffers
• Poon
• Poontang
• Praying mantis
• Punani
• Pussy
• Queef hole
• Queef vent
• Rat trap
• Right hole
• Rug
• Sausage wallet
• Scar
• Slippery slot
• Slit
• Slot
• Snapper
• Spam purse
• Sperm bank
• Sperm purse
• Stinky pinky
• Sugar walls
• Tuna
• Tuna cave
• Tweety/Tweety bird
• Vag (long g sounds like a j)
• Velvet
• Vertical smile
• Venus cock trap
• Whisker biscuit
• Winking eye
• Winky
• Wizard's sleeve
• Ya-Ya
• Yoni

Hymen

• Barrier
• Cherry
• Maidenhead
• Virgin wall

Vulva

• Artichoke
• Bearded clam
• Beaver
• Camel toe
• Clam
• Cooch/Coochie/Coochy
• Cookie
• Coot/Cooter
• Muff/Muffin
• Nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus)
• Pink taco
• Quim
• Slit
• Snatch
• Twat

Clitoris

• Boy/man in the boat
• Button
• Clit
• Hooded monk
• Knob
• Love button
• Nub

Labia

• Beef curtains/flaps
• Bologna draperies
• Cunt lips
• Lower lip
• Meat curtains/flaps
• Piss curtains
• Piss fenders
• Piss flaps
• Pussy lips
• Roast beef sandwich
• Taco
• Vertical lips
• Wallet full of balogney

Gräfenberg Spot

• Bermuda Triangle (derived from the notion that it doesn't actually exist)
• Dr. G's idea
• G-Spot
• G zone
• Sweet spot

Uterus

• Oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)

"Rounding the Bases"

Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.

• First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
• Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
• Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex)
• Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
• Grand Slam - Usually sexual intercourse with: 1) oral sex, 2) vaginal sex, 3) anal sex and finally ejaculation on the face or breasts (or "4) run bomb", etc.) - Sexual intercourse.

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

• Bagging off
• Besandose/Besos (Spanish)
• Frenching
• Lip-lock (in a)
• Macking
• Making out
• Necking
• Parking (1950s slang)
• Pashing
• Smooching
• Snog/Snogging
• Sparking
• Spooning
• Sucking face
• Swapping spit
• Tapping off
• Tonguewrestling
• Tonsil-hockey
• Tonsil-tennis

Foreplay

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

• Dry humping
• Dry sex
• Feeling up
• Fondling (each other)
• Groping (each other)
• Making out
• Necking
• Old-school stimulation
• Petting (or heavy petting)
• Reaching second base
• Starting the engine
• Touching up

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

Vaginal intercourse A-H

• Aztec two-step
• Banging
• Beating it up
• Beating that thing up
• Beaver busting
• A bit of the old in and out
• Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
• Boffing
• Boinking
• Boning
• Bumping uglies
• Burying the general
• Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
• Carnal gymnastics
• Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
• Churning butter
• Cunt busting
• Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
• Cunt thumping
• Devirgination
• Dinky tickle
• Doing the nasty
• Drilling
• Feeding the yoni
• Fucking
• Getting freaky
• Getting it on
• Getting it up her guts
• Getting laid
• Giving the monkey a banana
• Going halvsies/halfers on an orgasm
• Grabbing some snatch
• Harpooning the mustached whale
• Having it off
• Hiding the salami
• Hit that shit
• Hitting it/Hitting that thing
• Horizontal hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
• Hot beef injection
• Humping

Vaginal intercourse I-Z

• Impregnation
• Jumping her bones
• Knocking boots (or boot knocking)
• Knowing
• Laying some pipe
• Laying the track (prison slang)
• Making a baby
• Making a deposit
• Making love
• Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
• Making whoopee
• Nailing
• Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
• The Ol' in out, in out (A Clockwork Orange reference)
• Piece of ass (getting a)
• Pigging
• Plugging the main cable into her love socket
• Poking the bearded triangle
• Porking
• Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
• Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
• Riding the baloney pony
• Screwing
• Shagging
• Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
• Slaying the dragon
• Spearing the bearded clam
• Stirring her guts
• Taking an albino piss
• Towelling
• Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")
• Vaginal bungee jumping
• Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
• Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

Anal intercourse

• Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
• Ass drilling
• Ass fucking
• Ass pounding
• Ass pumping
• Ass ripping (devirginizing)
• Ass stretching
• Back door slicker
• Back shafting
• Backside entry
• Brown town (as in "took him to brown town"; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
• Buggering
• Bumming
• Butt fuck(ing)
• Butt sex
• Butt drilling
• Butt pounding
• Charlie IN the chocolate factory
• Chocolate hugh jackhammering
• Crossing Snickers Street
• Dancing with Bubba
• David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
• Doing the butt
• Donut Burning (British, gay male usage)
• Drilling for brown
• Fishing for brown trout
• Fudge packing
• Going in the out/exit door
• Greek
• Parking the truck in the garage
• Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
• Poking the pooter
• Poop chute boogie
• Riding the Hershey Highway
• Shit packing
• Sodomy
• Spooning
• Stirring the fudge
• Strolling down Cadbury Road
• Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
• Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/poop chute/shitter
• Trying on the pink sock
• Uphill gardening
• Up the back passage

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

• Drive thru
• Eating it
• Eating him/her (out)
• French
• Going down (on him/her)
• Going South
• Slurping

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.

• Beaver munching
• Beaver sucking
• Carpet/Rug munching
• Chewing box
• Clit licking/sucking
• Cunt licking/sucking/munching
• Deep sea diving
• Drinking from the furry cup
• Drinking from the hairy grail
• Eating from the bushy plate
• Eating out of the bread box
• G-Spot tickling
• Licking out
• Muff diving
• Mustache ride
• Pearl diving
• Pussy licking/sucking/munching
• Slit licking/sucking
• Soup tasting
• Tipping the velvet
• Tongue in the cave
• Wet-velveting

Fellatio

Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.

• Blowing
• Blowjob (giving/getting a)
• Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
• Candy making
• Chupar Verga/Pico/Panga (Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
• Deep throating
• Flag salute, the
• Goober gobbling
• Greasing the pole
• Hacerle Caso al Patrón/Jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
• Head (giving/getting a)
• Humjob/Hummer (giving/getting a)
• Knob gobbling
• Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
• Lewinsky-style
• Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
• Milking (also applies to masturbation)
• Playing the skin flute
• Rod swallowing
• Ser Buen Secretaria,o (Spanish: to be a good secretary)
• Shining the pole
• Shining
• Slobbing the knob
• Slurping the bishop
• Smoking the pole
• Suck(ing) off
• Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
• Swallowing
• Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
• Tonsil exam
• Washing Big Ben
• Waxing the lance

Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.

• Genital Sucking Contest/GSC
• Sixty-Nine (69)
• Soixante-neuf (French for 69)
• Haciendo el Sesenta y Nueve (Spanish for 69)

Anilingus

Anilingus is oral stimulation of the anus.

• 87
• Asian
• Ass gobbling
• Ass/Arse licking
• Black kiss
• Chewing bud
• Chocolate binge
• Crap tickling
• French treat
• Frenchman's delight
• Hit it (prison slang)
• New French kiss
• Quatre-vingts-sept (French for 87)
• Rim job/Rimming
• Shit binge
• Shit sucking
• Tossing (the) salad

Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

Male masturbation

Male masturbation A-H

• 38 (prison slang)
• Bashing the bish
• Beating the bishop
• Beating off
• Beating the meat
• Best friend (shaking hands with)
• Bopping the baloney
• Buffing the banana
• Choking the chicken
• Climbing Everest
• Code 21 (prison slang)
• Cracking one off
• Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
• Doing the hand jive
• Flogging the bishop
• Flogging the dolphin
• Flogging off
• Flogging the log
• Frigging off
• Fucking off
• Fucking the fist
• Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
• Grippa
• Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
• Handjob (giving/getting a)
• Hit It (prison slang)

Male masturbation I-Z

• Jacking off
• Jerking off
• Jerkin' the gherkin
• Kill (prison slang)
• Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
• Milking (also applies to fellatio)
• Nestling the aardvark
• Onanism
• Pinching the one-eyed snake
• Playing the pink clarinet
• Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
• Pocket billiards/pool
• Polishing the helmet
• Pulling off
• Pulling the pud (pudding)
• Rough up the suspect
• Rubbing one out
• Shaking hands with the sheriff
• Shandy shuffle (doing/playing the)
• Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
• Slash
• Smashing one out
• Spanking the plank
• Spanking the monkey
• Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
• Stroking the pole
• Stroking the salami
• Taffy pulling
• Tossing (off)
• Tossing the dice
• Tugging the rope
• Wang jangling
• Wanking off
• Waxing the carrot
• Whacking off
• Yanking off
• Yanking the crank

Female masturbation

• Applying lip gloss
• Buffing the muffin
• Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
• Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
• Diddling (the clit)
• Double-clicking the mouse
• Finger bang
• Finger sex
• Fingering
• Fingerfucking
• Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
• Fluttering the fuzz
• Frigging off
• Jacking off Jill (or jacking Jill off)
• Jilling off
• Petting the kitty/pussy
• Rubbing the elf
• She-bopping
• Stirring the soup
• Stroking the kitty/pussy
• Tickling the vertical smile
• Touching the hooded monk
• Walking the kitty

Mutual or group masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

• Circle jerk
• Jacking and jilling off

Group sex

• Cluster fuck
• Daisy chain
• Gangbang/Gang-bang
• Mob screw
• Orgy
• Sandwich
• Threesome
• Three-way

Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.

• Doctor's helper
• Fantasy cock
• Monster
• Penis substitute
• Schlong decoy

Fetishes

Technically, a sexual fetish involves sexual attraction to an inanimate object. However, common usage also refers to sexual activities outside of the so-called "norm" (sex involving urination or defecation, for example). Many of the terms below refer to "fetishes" in the latter sense.

Warning: The descriptions in this section can be rather unpleasant.

• Arm n Hammer - Act of rubbing the penis in the armpit area of a female, usually an alternative to vaginal sex.
• Big sexy - Touching all sides of one of female's thighs with either part of penis.
• Blumpkin - Oral sex when received while on the toilet.
• Bukakke - Simultaneous penis ejaculations onto a person's face.
• Chili dog - Defecating in a woman's breast cleavage and then rubbing the penis in the middle of it all.
• Cleveland steamer - Act of defecating on female's chest, then ejaculating on the feces.
• Cockslap - Slapping another person with one's own penis or a dildo.
• Coffeegrinder - Act of crushing dried feces on another's forehead with penis.
• Cousteau and the Red Sea - Engaging in vaginal intercourse during the menstruation period.
• Cumshot - Ejaculating on another person's body.
• Dirty Sanchez (moustache) - Act of "double-thumbing" one's own anus and wiping the soil under one's own nose, utilizing an outward rotation of the wrists.
• Fecal Japan - Act of defecating a fountain of liquid feces into the air while inverted, thus permitting the feces to fall upon the face; originally an immensely popular Internet image named "Tub Girl."
• Felching - Sucking semen out of another's orifices.
• Fifi - Artificial vagina used for masturbation (prison slang).
• Footjob - Act of using the feet and/or toes to stimulate another's genitals.
• Golden shower - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.
• Hot Carl - Placing plastic wrap over another's face and defecating on it.
• Lesbian thighjob - Touching one another's vagina with one's own thigh (used by Lesbian couples only).
• Pearl necklace - Intercourse between the breasts followed by ejaculating on the neck region.
• Squirtfall - Act of ejaculating large amounts of semen into the mouth of a female.
• Thighfucking - Act of rubbing penis against inside of female's thighs like a vagina.
• Watersports - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.

Pornography

Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, of no literary or artistic value but to stimulate sexual desire.

• Dirty magazine(s)
• Dirty picture(s)
• Naked picture(s)
• Porn/Porno
• pr0n (Internet slang)
• Smut
• The worn out paperback Novel with the crisp wavey pages (the ones in the airport with fabio on the front that women read)
• (¿Estabas mirando) una Huevada(?) (Spanish: (Where you looking at) some crap?
• X
• XXX

Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

• Aunt Flo is visiting
• Circus is in town, the
• Curse, the
• Eve's curse
• Eve's gift
• Flying Baker
• Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
• Friend
• Guest
• Having a period
• Having the painters in
• Monkey's nose bleed
• The Polka-Dot parade
• On the blob
• On the rag
• Sick
• That time of the month
• Vampire's tea bag

Pregnancy

• Banged up
• Bun in the oven
• Duck in the oven
• In the family way
• Knocked up
• Preggers
• Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
• Stewing a swift pie
• Up the duff

Orgasm (male and female)

• Big "O", the
• Busting a nut
• Climax
• Coming/Cumming
• Creaming
• Filling up at the ejaculation station
• Gasm
• Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
• Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
• Petite morte, la
• Shooting
• Spewing
• Squirting
• Wet dream (nocturnal emission)

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

• Baby batter
• Baby gravy
• Baby seed(s)
• Ball Snot
• Boyjuice
• Come/Cum
• Cream
• Donut glaze
• Embryonic warrior
• Fag/Faggot bait
• Faggot cologne
• Frenchman's delight
• Frenchman's favorite dressing
• Gentleman's relish
• Gism/Gizm
• Goo
• Hot man mustard
• Jizz/Jizm
• Junk
• Load
• Love juice
• Love piss
• Love pudding
• Love sauce
• Love Gravy
• Man chowder
• Man cream
• Man fat
• Man fluid
• Man juice
• Man mayo/mayonnaise
• Man milk
• Man'naise
• Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
• Nut
• Protein shake
• Randy guy fuel
• Seed
• Skeet
• Spooge/Splooge
• Spunk
• Tijuana toothpaste
• White wee wee

Vaginal secretions

• Fanny batter
• Lady cream
• Lady juice
• Pussy/Puss juice

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

• Blickey(s) (prison slang)
• Clap, the
• Crabs
• Crotch rot
• A dose (to catch)
• French disease, the
• Knacker cracker
• Knob rot
• Miss siff
• Monster (prison slang)
• Ninja (prison slang)
• Package (prison slang)
• Perles d'Amour
• Pox
• Pussy rot
• Shit (prison slang)
• Sour cream
• Went up in that fire (prison slang)

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom (male)

• Cock cap
• Hat
• Jim/Jimmy hat
• Love glove
• Raincoat
• Rubber
• Rubber Johnny
• Trojan
• Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic)

Female devices

• Cunt cork
• IUD
• Pill, the
• Sponge

Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see the List of Sexual Slurs.

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

General terms for Prostitute

• Escort (euphemism)
• Hustler
• Masseuse (euphemism)

Male prostitute

• Beeperman
• Call boy/Callboy
• Fun boy/Funboy
• Gigolo
• Joy boy/Joyboy
• Man-slut
• Manwhore
• Penis punter
• Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy
• Working boy

Female prostitute

Female prostitute A-M

• Bimbo
• Bitch
• Brass
• Brass nail
• Call girl
• Cocotte
• Concubine
• Courtesan
• Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
• Cualquiera (Spanish: a whatever)
• Doxy
• Drab
• Fallen woman
• Floozie
• Fun girl
• Gashley (prison slang)
• Gold digger
• Harlot
• Ho (derived from "whore")
• Hobby horse
• Hooker
• Lady/Woman of the evening
• Lady/Woman of the night
• Lady of pleasure
• Loose woman
• Member of the (world's) oldest profession
• Model
• Moll

Female prostitute P-Z

• Pinch prick
• Puta (Spanish)
• Pro
• Prosti (Spanish)
• Promiscuous woman
• Prossie
• Quean
• Ramera (Spanish)
• Roundheel
• Scarlet woman
• Scrubber
• Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
• Slag tart
• Slapper
• Slut
• Streetwalker
• Strumpet
• Tart
• Tom
• Tramp
• Trollop
• Trull
• Wanton
• Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
• White slave
• Whore
• Woman of easy virtue
• Woman of ill repute
• Woman of negotiable virtue
• Woman of the streets
• Woman on the game
• Working girl

Paraphilias include forms of sexual attraction and sexual activity outside the so-called "norm". This section, however, is confined to activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal in human societies.

Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

• Forbidden love
• Keeping it in the family
• Relative sex
• An Alabama Prom Date

Pedophilia

Pedophilia commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a child (usually prepubescent).

• Bad man in the nursery
• Chester (the Molester) (prison slang)
• Chicken hawk
• Child catcher
• Cho mo (prison slang)
• Cradle robber
• Diaper sniper (prison slang)
• Dirty old man
• Drug charge (in on a; prison slang)
• Early bird
• Forbidden fruit
• Gary Glitter's best friend
• Impatient father
• Kiddie fiddler
• Kiddie fondler
• Kiddie hawk
• Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
• Michael
• Nonce
• Pederass
• Pedo
• Playground spotter
• Premature cherry picker
• R. Kelly
• Santa Claus's little helper
• Short eyes
• Spring chicken
• Tyke fucker

Rape

Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.

• Banging without permission
• Illegal fucking